**Youth**

Santa : Oye!..what Are You Doing?
Banta : Recording This Baby's Voice.
Santa : Why?
Banta : When He Grows Up I Shall Ask Him..What He Meant By This Talk.


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Teacher : Why do you study in front of mirror?

Santa : 1) It saves revision time.
2) It is Like combined studies.
3) Lastly I wants some one to keep an eye on me.....

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Bunta Wanted To Dial...Santa On # 9879498794..
He Dialed ..... 98794 And Then Pressed.."REDIAL"..........

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Santa Was Roaming In The Jungle .. He Saw A Snake Hanging On A Tree
Santa Goes Closer To The Tree So The Snake Can Hear Him..
And Said: " Eise Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badhti, Mummy Ko Bolo
" COMPLAIN " Pilane Ke Liye .. "..

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Santa Goes To A Hindu Temple..Saw People Putting Coin In Box And Praying..
Santa : Wow..! How Amazing..People Are Talking To God Through Coin
Phone.. Without Receiver..!!

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Banta : Santaji...We Have To Learn Telugu Within 6 Months Or We Will
Not Be Able To Communicate With My Child.
Santa : Is It! ..Why?
Banta : Preeto And I Have Adopted A Telugu Child And He Will Start To
Speak After 6 Months... !

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Santa : Parso Meri Biwi Jasmeet Kuwe Me Gir Gayee,
Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi...
Banta : Ab Kaisi Hai Wo..?
Santa : Ab Theek Hi Hogi, Kal Se Kuwe Se Aawaz Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.. !


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Physics ka Baap :

All the Scientists were fail to answer this question
But Santa Rocks:::
Which Liquid thing turns solid on heating?
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?
?
??
Answer: BESAN KE PAKODE

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santa and banta r discussing---------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

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Santa: Your Birthday.
Banta: 15 August.
Santa: Which Year??
Banta: Every Year.

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Santa: What is Your Strong Point???
Banta: My Wife.
Santa: And What is Your weakest point???
Banta: Others Wife.

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Santa Banta ko 2 bomb mile,
Santa: chal police ko de k aate hain.
Banta: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
Santa: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha


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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

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Man: Santa jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Santa: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Santa: To A/C on kar leta hun


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A Santa prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

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Santa: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

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In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Santa: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Santa: See my legs & tell my name

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Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also

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