**Youth**

एक बार की बात है की एक घना पतला छोर्रा डॉक्टर के पास गया और बोला जी मेरा इलाज कर दो!

डॉक्टर ने कहा," हम यहाँ इलाज़ करने के लिए ही बैठे हैं और के यहाँ दाड़ी बनावा सा, बता के बीमारी है?"

छोरे ने कहा,"जी मेरी टांग मैं बीमारी सं !
डॉक्टर बोल्या," देखा आपनी टांग"

उस पतली छोरे ने कहा," जी आप हंस पडोगे मेरी टांग देखते ही!"

डॉक्टर बोल्या ," कोन्या हसूँ !" और जे हान्स पड़ा तो आधी फीस माफ़!
छोरे ने आपनी टांग दिखाई, और डॉक्टर उसकी पतली पतली हॉकी जैसी टांग देख के हान्स पडा और बोल्या तेरी आधी फीस माफ़ हो गयी , अच्छा बता के बीमारी सं ?"

छोरा बोल्या जी बीमारी सुनोगे और आप फेर हंसोगे - डॉक्टर बोल्या अगर मैं तेरी बीमारी सुन के हान्स पड़ा तो पूरी फीस माफ !

छोरा बोल्या - जी ये टांग सूज रही हैं !!

Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.

Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you
will lose everything.

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai... Paisa apka
... Faisla apka ...

2. "Funny but true fact !!A woman worries about her future till she gets a
husband; A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!! ..What
do u say?

3. A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... "UNMARRIED" ho.

5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO
6. Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

7. Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is
better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

8. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe
lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.

9. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:-"Meri Le Ja...!" ''Meri Le Ja...!''

10. Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar
jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

11. Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........Immediately after Marriage!!

12. Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an
accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!

13. Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai, hum ne kaha
khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai...