**Youth**

Jasmeet : Aapne Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe
Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi..!
Preeto : Kyun ?...
Jasmeet : Kyun..Ki Pata Chala Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..!

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Husband Aur wife Train Ke Liye Platform Pe Khade Reye
Itane Me PUNJAB MAIL Aayi,..
Husband Bhag Ke Train Me Chad Gaya Aur wife Se Bola...
Oya..Jab " PUNJAB FEMALE " Aaye To Chad Jana ....


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Wife : Mujhme Kya Achha Lagta Hai MeriJi Apko Samajhdari Ya
Meri Beauty..
Husband : Mujhe To Ye Tumhari Majak Karne Ki Aadat Bahut Achchhi
Lagti Hai..!

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Santa : "Yaar Jab meri shadi hui thi Tab Mujhe apni biwi itni achhi lagti thi ki mann karta tha ki use kha jau"
Banta : "Or ab??"
Santa : "or ab sochta hu ki kha hi jata to achha hota"


Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”


Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”


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Friend: Why Did you hit your husband with the chair.
Wife : Because Table was too heavy. I couldn't left it up.

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After Fighting for a long time.
Wife : Main Maiyke jaa rahi hu, wahin se Talaak ke papers Bhijwa dungi.
Husband : Ab jane bhi do, Yu mithi- mithi baatein karke mujhe rijhane ki koshish mat karo.

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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.