**Youth**

When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Woman inspires us to great things
and prevents us from achieving them.

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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?"

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I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.

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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

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'There's a way of transferring funds that
is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.'

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'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

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The most effective way to remember
your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

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You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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एक बार की बात है की एक घना पतला छोर्रा डॉक्टर के पास गया और बोला जी मेरा इलाज कर दो!

डॉक्टर ने कहा," हम यहाँ इलाज़ करने के लिए ही बैठे हैं और के यहाँ दाड़ी बनावा सा, बता के बीमारी है?"

छोरे ने कहा,"जी मेरी टांग मैं बीमारी सं !
डॉक्टर बोल्या," देखा आपनी टांग"

उस पतली छोरे ने कहा," जी आप हंस पडोगे मेरी टांग देखते ही!"

डॉक्टर बोल्या ," कोन्या हसूँ !" और जे हान्स पड़ा तो आधी फीस माफ़!
छोरे ने आपनी टांग दिखाई, और डॉक्टर उसकी पतली पतली हॉकी जैसी टांग देख के हान्स पडा और बोल्या तेरी आधी फीस माफ़ हो गयी , अच्छा बता के बीमारी सं ?"

छोरा बोल्या जी बीमारी सुनोगे और आप फेर हंसोगे - डॉक्टर बोल्या अगर मैं तेरी बीमारी सुन के हान्स पड़ा तो पूरी फीस माफ !

छोरा बोल्या - जी ये टांग सूज रही हैं !!