**Youth**

1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai... Paisa apka
... Faisla apka ...

2. "Funny but true fact !!A woman worries about her future till she gets a
husband; A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!! ..What
do u say?

3. A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... "UNMARRIED" ho.

5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO
6. Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

7. Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is
better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

8. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe
lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.

9. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:-"Meri Le Ja...!" ''Meri Le Ja...!''

10. Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar
jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

11. Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........Immediately after Marriage!!

12. Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an
accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!

13. Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai, hum ne kaha
khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai...